released 2023
Noobs Want to Live
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A wizard-academy library has vanished under its own books. Hire gnomes, unlock shelves, and let the tidying run itself — a cozy idle game about turning magical chaos into calm, one neatly filed spellbook at a time.
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>> the taste breakdown what the duels say about noobs want to live
Players like Noobs Want to Live. In head-to-head duels against the rest of their own library it beats 76% of the games it meets — a solidly good score. That is based on only 5 players and 12 duels, so treat it as an early read that a few more duels could move. Across the site it ranks #984 of 17,620 scored games.
The love is broad rather than niche: 60% of its raters place it in the top 30% of their own library, and only 0% rank it in their bottom 40%. The most common placement is the 50–60% bracket, where 2 of its 5 raters put it.
Noobs Want to Live is an action game tagged Bullet Hell, Roguelike, Action and 2.5D, released in 2023. #8 of 142 in Perma Death, #23 of 207 in 2.5D, #25 of 296 in Bullet Hell. Among 2023 releases it sits at #83 of 648.
Players who rank Noobs Want to Live highly also tend to love Warframe, ELDEN RING and Cookie Clicker, more than the average player does, and its fans turn down PickCrafter, Idle Research and Incremental Epic Hero 2 harder than everybody else.
6 players on needmoar.games own Noobs Want to Live, and it was last duelled 15 hours ago. Every new duel moves the score, so this page updates as players rank it.
